Feet or Zombies?
| Desi: | My toe nails look dead. |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yep. Dead nails. |
| Me: | You're infected. |
| Me: | We're gonna have to cut off your feet to stop the infection from spreading. |
| Me: | Because let's face it, the infection spreads and we're facing the zombie apocalypse. |
| Me: | And I love you Des, but your feet are not worth risking the world's safety. |
| Des: | ...Where do you come up with this shit? |




